Walk with WASD or the arrow keys (on a phone, put your thumb anywhere on the left). Shift to hurry.

E (or the big button): get in anything, get out, answer phone boxes, help people, tidy up. Anything parked is fair game. Anything moving is "borrowing".

Drive: W/S to go and stop, A/D to steer, Space to brake, H to honk, R for the radio, C to ring GuffBot, V for the camera. Drag with the mouse to look round.

Misbehave and the Tutting Level rises: teacups. The Neighbourhood Watch, PCSOs on bicycles, Miss Pringle, the W.I. minibus and finally the Lady Mayoress will come for you. Lie low until the cups cool, or say sorry at a green Sorry Booth 🙏.

Or be good: lifts 🙋, lost dogs 🐕, escaped sheep 🐑, litter 🗑️, an arm across the road 👵. Good deeds cool the teacups too.

Red phone boxes 📞 are GuffBot's errands. Ten golden gnomes are hidden about. Nobody knows why.